If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

Do birds pee?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in it?

Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything

and actually see nothing?

If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why are things typed up but written down?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?

Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?