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"She has slimmed down since the height of impeachment, her thick blow-dried hair as shiny as Russian sable and her creamy cleavage, as historic in its own way as Mount Rushmore, was quite wonderful to behold." The Times of London description of fashion-week observer Monica Lewinsky



"Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will." Conan O'Brien




"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen." George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001


"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe I believe what I believe is right." George W. Bush, in Rome, July 22, 2001

 "I thought a hanging chad was what Bob Dole had before Viagra." Rep. Martin Frost (R-Texas), at the Washington Press Club Foundation Congressional Dinner


"Recent medical research says that rather than traditional treatments, cancer patients can improve their chance of recovery by walking an hour three to four times a week. Doesn't this sound suspiciously like the Republican healthcare plan? 'Got cancer? Walk it off!'" Jay Leno

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 

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