"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe I believe what I believe is right." George W. Bush, in Rome, July 22, 2001
"I thought a hanging chad was what Bob Dole had before Viagra." Rep. Martin Frost (R-Texas), at the Washington Press Club Foundation Congressional Dinner
"Recent medical research says that rather than traditional treatments, cancer patients can improve their chance of recovery by walking an hour three to four times a week. Doesn't this sound suspiciously like the Republican healthcare plan? 'Got cancer? Walk it off!'" Jay Leno
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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