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  • Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
  • Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
  • Four women may not rent an apartment together.


  • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
  • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
  • Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. 


  • If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
  • It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
  • Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.


  • It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

         A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.

New Hampshire

  • You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
  • If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.

New Jersey

  • You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
  • On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
  • It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
  • If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
  • It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
  • Raw hamburger may not be sold.

New Mexico

  • State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
  • It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.

New York

  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
  • A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
  • While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
  • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
  • During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
  • You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
  • Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
  • You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand
  • It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

North Carolina

  • Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
  • If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. 
  • All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
  • It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
  • A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
  • Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
  • You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
  • It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.

North Dakota

  • Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
  • It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.


  • It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.  
  • Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
  • It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
  • Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
  • No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
  • It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
  • Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
  • You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
  • It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
  • A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
  • Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
  • Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
  • You may not run out of gas.


  • Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
  • Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
  • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
  • It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin.  If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16.  If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
  • Tattoos are banned.
  • It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
  • It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
  • Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
  • Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
  • If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
  • Molesting an automobile is illegal.
  • Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


  • It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
  • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
  • You may not pump your own gas in service stations.
  • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
  • It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
  • People may not whistle underwater.
  • Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
  • One may not box with a kangaroo.
  • It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
  • No more than two people may share a single drink.


  • It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.  However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
  • You may not sing in the bathtub.
  • Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
  • Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
  • Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
  • You may not catch a fish with your hands.
  • You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
  • Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
  • Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
  • All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
  • No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

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