THE BEST OF ARNOLD SCHWARTZENAGGWER
I have plenty of money myself. I will make the decisions for the people."
to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job!"
"The public doesn't care about figures." -discussing
his economic views
"Don't worry about that." -on the environment
"From the time they get up in the morning and
flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they're taxed....This goes on all day long. Tax,
"I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this to take a woman, grab her upside down,
and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ... The thing is, you can do it, because in
the end, I didn't do it to a woman she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group."
-describing a scene in "Terminator 3"
"This is really embarrassing. I just forgot our state governor's name, but I
know that you will help me recall him." speaking to a taxpayer advocacy group
"As much as when you see a blonde with
great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe
is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful
as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked." in an interview with Esquire
"The best activities
for your health are pumping and humping."
"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day.
Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."
"I think that gay marriage should be between a
man and a woman."
"I have inhaled, exhaled everything."
"That was another thing I will never forgive the Republican
Party for. I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period." -on the Clinton impeachment
"I can look at
a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good f**k she can weigh
150 pounds, I don't care." -in a 1977 interview with Oui
"Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives
you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff."
"The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation
to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure."
"Nixon was always
being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years
and that was why he liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer the world." -in a 1977
interview with Time Out
"My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and
the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt." on his friend and fellow Austrian Kurt Waldheim,
a Nazi war criminal
"My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch
over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." in a 1990 interview
with U.S. News
"I was always dreaming about very powerful people - dictators and things like that. I was just always
impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."
in the 1977 film "Pumping Iron"