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I AM THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES

THINK YOU KNOW WHAT PATRIOTISM IS ?

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Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

 

 1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

 

 2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

 

 3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

 

 4. "Standing Tall for America'" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

 

 5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

 

 6. Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

 

 7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

 

 8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

 

 9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

 

 10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

 

 11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

 

 12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

 

 13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

 

 14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

 

 15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

 

 16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

 

 17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

 

 18. You support states' rights, which means, Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

 

 19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

 

 20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

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LATE NITE HUMOR

"Attendance at this year's Olympics is so bad that al Qaeda operatives were caught scalping tickets half-price so they'd have enough fans to attack." --Craig Kilborn

"The good news -- the president has announced the troops will finally be coming home. The bad news -- not the troops you're thinking of and not for another 10 years. ... Troops stationed in such cold war hot spots like Japan, Germany and Korea will leave and start heading home, and oh, end up in Iraq." --Jon Stewart

"The first lady raises a valid point. Since it would take years for stem cell research to find a cure for Alzheimer's, why start? It makes no sense. If you can only save people eventually, you're really doing a disservice." --Jon Stewart, on Laura Bush's claim that embryonic stem cell research is too preliminary and gives people false hope

"Our nation's governor's are rising to the occasion to send supplies to Florida. There was a terrible hurricane down there. Schwarzenegger is sending water and Pataki is sending food. McGreevey is sending throw pillows." --Craig Kilborn

"Since he announced last week that he's gay, outgoing New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey's approval ratings actually went up two points. It went from 43 to 45 percent. Which means, at that rate, he's only got to announce he's gay 27 and a half more times." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Difficult as it may seem, Republicans urged voters to not let McGreevey's gayness over shadow his corruption." -Craig Kilborn

"State officials say they first started to suspect something when McGreevey changed the state logo from 'New Jersey and You: Perfect Together' to 'Chaps.'" --Craig Kilborn

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